Today I was supposed to get my cell phone, but didn't. According to shipment tracking, there was another address error, so I still don't have any way to contact the outside world aside from occasional wireless bumming. The company involved in both incidents is Verizon, whose customer service is not replying to my on-line inquiries. I can't actually call them because, you know, I don't have a phone.
Pardon my venting.